Who do you think should be the THIRD RANDOM of The Chris Gethard Show?

Who do you think should be the THIRD RANDOM of The Chris Gethard Show? This poll will close at 11:59:59 on the night of 2/14/2012.

Who do you think should be the THIRD RANDOM of The Chris Gethard Show?

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nightlifeinformation
nightlifeinformation

RANDOM MELISSA IS GONNA MAKE RANDOM LAUREN INTO SUSHI AND COLLARD GREENS AND WASH HER DOWN WITH A NICE GLASS OF CHIANTI...

phanink
phanink

It's really down to the wire. If it ends up being @Clarkalark & @VileofCircadian, I'll be pretty happy.

pontusky
pontusky

I think i´m the only swede here, so i represent sweden. Sweden votes for Random Vin! thats 9 million votes.

middlenameira
middlenameira

You want random? I actually hired Vin 13 years ago for a job because he put on his application, as an "Other Qualification", Sword Swallowing. I wasn't boss for long.

sarahtyk
sarahtyk

chill out yo. all i meant was that it makes me wonder what is wrong with the poll's code. i know it's been up and down the past few days. it's just weird for a poll to do that--it's code is obviously messed up a bit. it's just been acting wonky and i wonder what is technically wrong with the coding. that's all i meant, dude. shoulda probably worded that differently...

nightlifeinformation
nightlifeinformation

Shame on you for the accusation sarahtyk-melissa deserves an apology-the polls have been up and down for 4 days!!! why didnt u question anyone elses integrity ?She'd be winning by a larger margin if the polls were working properly!!!

sarahtyk
sarahtyk

how is Random Melissa gaining votes when the polls are closed??

GoodrichCom
GoodrichCom

RANDOM VIN! That kid is the weirdest

wnev
wnev

Vin! Vin! Vin!!!!

thevinhamilton
thevinhamilton

having had the experience of rapidly eclipsing people in the polls, I can say for certain now that is sucks when it happens to you....

nightlifeinformation
nightlifeinformation

FROM FOX NEWS!!! BIG ENDORSEMENT !!!! NEWT GINGRICH AND RICK SANTORUM HAVE ENDORSED EVERYBODY BUT RANDOM MELLISA!!!! NEWS AT ELEVEN....

thevinhamilton
thevinhamilton

If you are a fan of the movie The Natural then this one is for you... In the words of Roy Hobbs... @chrisgethard it took me a long time to get here. If you play me, you'll get the best I got. #TheNatural

DallasElcarimMilea
DallasElcarimMilea

If Random Melissa doesn't win, we riot lol (not really but you get my point)

JeremyWein
JeremyWein

For every vote that Random Other Brian gets from now til the end of voting I will donated a dollar to a charity of Chris' choice....

Jonezy2012
Jonezy2012

Jonezy Karona approves of The Vin.

sapofish
sapofish

um, so how do you vote? I like Random Vin but, ah, well, I guess I'm coppin' to the fact that I'm over 25 by even asking the question, but it's not apparent.

Jennaayyy14
Jennaayyy14

I am impressed with Random Butch's 5th place because he is probably the only random that did not promote himself in any way after getting on his phone and leaving last week. Wish he was in first!

35ratliff2012
35ratliff2012

Despite my endorsement, Random Orlando seems stuck in the middle of the pack. At this point, he is a genuine underdog, but I hope that THIS VIDEO will help spark an eleventh hour comeback for this genuinely worthy contender.

Thank you for watching it.

RANDOM ORLANDO TRIBUTE VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsC2Rm8Q9HM

BenSnyder
BenSnyder

I voted for Random Butch because I appreciate and respect this show's viewing audience. People who watch TCGS want to be entertained. They want Butch.

TamaraYeevoGonzalez
TamaraYeevoGonzalez

I can't vote =( I don't know why, but I would vote random Melissa. Ridiculous and doesn't have to be obnoxious to be truly random.

vickaychips
vickaychips

I don't understand what's happening. All I know is I want figi pudding, I really do.

jl0130
jl0130

vote random melissa

klmcdan
klmcdan

RANDOM LAUREN KNOWS WHAT'S UPPPPPP!!!!!!!

nightlifeinformation
nightlifeinformation

MANY NEW FOLLOWERS OF RANDOM MELISSA ARE TRYING TO VOTE AND CANNOT-PLEASE FIX THE POLLS OR THE SUPREME COURT MIGHT HAVE TO BE CALLED IN TO STOP THE COUNT AND DECIPHER THE TRUE WINNER...JUST SAYING....

BobsYrUncle
BobsYrUncle

If Lauren is not the Third Random I fear the Mayan Calendar predictions for 2012 will get moved up and the Earth will end the day after the Chris Gethard Show's broadcast WITHOUT LAUREN.....kindasux--- 'cause that kid Lauren had a bright future.......but ...NOOOO, some cruel cosmic joke, some mix up and No Random Lauren leads to the end of the world--So Choose people: Extinction Level Event (think zombiepocalypse) or VOTE Random Lauren?

VOTE LAUREN or get chased (slooooowwwlllly) by hungry NYC zombies ........damn, and I was gonna get cable too

Diwalt
Diwalt

The new Random MUST BE Random Vin

jackandjill385
jackandjill385

Random Melissa. I REALLY wanted Random Vin but he's too far behind to win now. So of the people that are winning now, I'd rather have Melissa

SidneyWithAnI
SidneyWithAnI

Random Melissa puts the random in random. And she's quite charming for having been the youngest, the oldest, and the only child.

nightlifeinformation
nightlifeinformation

RANDOM MELISSA IS THE SUBLIME MANIFESTATION OF ALL NERDY GOOEY GOODNESS!!! SHE HAS MY VOTE, MY HEART, AND THE BLOOD OF ANCIENT AFRICAN KINGS AND JAPANESE WARRIORS RUSHING THROUGH HER VEINS!!!! HER PLACE ON THE THRONE OF RANDOMNESS IS ALREADY PRE-ORDAINED....

sarahtyk
sarahtyk

seriously. she went up 3 votes in the last ten minutes. the polls have been closed though through al this time... hmmm.. that makes me wonder..

Other_Brian
Other_Brian

Holy shit, I think this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done on my behalf. Thanks!

BobsYrUncle
BobsYrUncle

Random Lauren INVENTED whatsup, y'know....do you know--do you know--do you know???

Marrs Blackman

120 Responses to Who do you think should be the THIRD RANDOM of The Chris Gethard Show?

  1. avatar arionsobczak says:

    Vote Butch!~

  2. avatar jamesbailie says:

    michelle. absolutely, michelle.

  3. avatar phanink says:

    Vote Random Lauren! I’d love to see a runoff between Lauren and Butch next week. Total awkward sincerity versus total apathetic sincerity.

  4. avatar PodAwful says:

    Butch, NO contest.

  5. avatar PatrickMiller says:

    All about random Brian, no doubt about it

  6. avatar naenae2605 says:

    Random Sky!!!

  7. avatar Jennaayyy14 says:

    It doesn’t get any more random than Butch.

  8. avatar Sharif Uddin says:

    RANDOM MELISSA

  9. avatar JamiedPerez says:

    Random Melissa!

  10. avatar AndresFernandoChaca says:

    Guys vote for Random Melissa

  11. avatar black123456 says:

    I vote random Butch.

    I’m not sure if this is how to vote, so please let me know if I’m wrong.

  12. avatar zanniepop says:

    I vote Random Lauren .

  13. avatar XStriderX says:

    I vote Random MelissaAlthough I’m having some trouble figuring out how to vote…

  14. avatar beepbaboop says:

    I vote random Lauren!

  15. avatar LouiePee says:

    C’mon, son! Melissa’s where it’s at!

  16. avatar GriffLightning says:

    I’m

  17. avatar AlanRogozin says:

    I vote Random Melissa!

  18. avatar ScavengeJerk says:

    Noah Noah NOAH!

  19. avatar smokeweeeeeeeedson says:

    Random Melissa

  20. avatar eggoteggo says:

    Random Melissa

  21. avatar ghoward says:

    orlando!!

  22. avatar Neuro says:

    Dont vote for Melissa only because she love the show. Butch is much more entertaining, Melissa can still be in audience.

  23. avatar swissmaoist says:

    fuck that– Melissa all the way… Butch is entertaining, but if he never heard about the show how do we know he’s gonna show up?!

  24. avatar vinhamilton says:

    While I want to blow up my own spot @thevinhamilton and say vote for me Vin Hamilton… All of the contestants were super cool and we had a blast hanging out.

  25. avatar brianVSrobots says:

    I’m going to use my massive, influential, 3% of the vote (…all from friends, oops) to make an endorsement:

    Sadly, “but I’m nice, and really want to be on the show” doesn’t make for interesting TV. All the Randoms I met last night were awesome and hilarious, and I hope to run into all of them again at the show – But let’s be real, there was a stand out:

    From standing next to him all night, I can assure you first hand that Random Butch is a lunatic. Not in a “Oh man, this guy’s gonna act crazy!”, more in a.. “…He might leave halfway through any given show.” And that’s awesome. He has a level of unpredictability and potential instability that I want to tune into an alternative comedy show on public access for.

    Best of luck to everyone though — I enjoyed the shit out of hanging out with all of you. How’s the weather up there on the poll?

  26. avatar deleted_2954792_bs1 says:

    Random Lauren!

  27. avatar philorphilip says:

    least amount of votes should win #loseristhenewrandom

    • avatar brianVSrobots says:

      @philorphilip I have every intention of calling in from now on as: “Random Brian: Least Voted Random in TCGS History”. Has a nice ring to it.

  28. avatar JeSuisKylie says:

    If you guys don’t vote random Lauren, you’re really missing out.

    RANDOM LAUREN 2012

  29. avatar JeSuisKylie says:

    I’d you don’t vote for Random Lauren… You guys are seriously missing out.

    RANDOM LAUREN 2012!!!

  30. avatar shelbster says:

    Random Lauren! She’s hilarious!

  31. avatar SGAK says:

    Randon Orlando ftw!!!

  32. avatar JacobNotten says:

    its gotta be random butch, alll the wayyyy

  33. avatar TamaraYeevoGonzalez says:

    Random Melissa all the way!

  34. avatar PatrickLegendre says:

    Random LAUREN!!! WOOT WOOT.

  35. avatar Faramita H says:

    Random Melissa!!!

  36. avatar Jessroseh says:

    Random Lauren, it’s what’s right for America.

  37. avatar ilikebananas1234 says:

    Vote Random Melissa! She’s the best bromie everrrr.Also, circadianclock.net because if you’re not voting for her now, you’re gonna wish you had.

  38. avatar zmills says:

    Random Melissa!

  39. avatar ClarkaLark says:

    I’m just gonna throw it out there that I think you should invite like 8 of us back, but maybe that’s just me…

  40. avatar RickyG says:

    At the end of Show #33, a few people started to semi-spontaneously sing the now classic,

    “The Human Fish Loves Cock.”

    Melissa immediately joined in, and with true joy in her face. It was obvious she loves the show, and so do I.

    That why I voted for Melissa.

  41. avatar mrnicmertens says:

    Random Vin. Enough said.

  42. avatar BenYounessian says:

    Random Vin @thevinhamliton was the greatest! Funny as sh**t and most random.

  43. avatar JcDavies says:

    @thevinhamilton has my vote! Kicked ass on The@ChrisGethard Show. That cheese steak comment was priceless and i did google transvestite fisherman.

  44. avatar sarahtyk says:

    Random Lauren for the win!

  45. avatar mattaukamp says:

    Aw, tough. I WANT to vote Random Michelle because the awkward crush bit is going to wear thin and then be even MORE awkward for everyone, but Random Butch was SO GOOD. And so different than anyone else on the show. That’s the point of the Random right? An unpredictable element? Random Butch.

  46. avatar AllenBassitudeBogosian says:

    Random Melissa hands down

  47. avatar jl0130 says:

    random melissa

  48. avatar RyneWeppler says:

    I never really felt whole as a person. Then, random lauren worked her comedic magic, and everything changed. Please don’t let this be the end.

  49. avatar boomboxdino says:

    I will start watching your show only if you choose Random Lauren. That’s one more viewer. This is an easy decision.

  50. avatar DustinStephens says:

    Random Sky.

  51. Random Melissa. She’s random enough and seems strongly her own person, plus a unique family background, multi-culti (always a plus) and not so random that she won’t bother to show up.

  52. avatar GeorgeMorrison says:

    Random Lauren for sure. She is so full of energy that she could make a sloth pull an all-nighter

    • avatar BobsYrUncle says:

      Yes, Random Lauren does indeed exercise dominion over the beasts of the field, yea, even those slothful ones who would pull the forbidden all-nighter—–Random Lauren has power to cloud the minds of men too

      Now, bring the Wookie to me——and VOTE RANDOM LAUREN (as though your life depends on it , my young apprentice)

  53. avatar DallasElcarimMilea says:

    Random Melissa…No contest..for real….N-O C-O-N-T-E-S-T! she s as random as the old spice commercials with terry crews and if you dunno know about that then youtube it….yeah….THAT random

  54. avatar InfiniteStorm24 says:

    Random Melissa. Dramatics aren’t necessary to show just how random/awesome she is. Oh, and you’ll probably get a hell of a lot more viewers. Producers love that type of encouragement, I’m sure.

  55. avatar rachelbensen says:

    @SidneyWithAnI voted!

  56. avatar lassoedtiger says:

    Random Vin! There are hackers out there obstructing the free public from voting for you! Seriously, I’m trying to press on your link. BTW, those randoms with more votes just have more friends than you. How can the pick be random if Mr. or Ms. Popularity wins?!That’s not in the spirit of nerdy comic weirdo randomness. LaRa

  57. avatar LieutenantComanderDallas says:

    My votes for Random Melissa. for sure.

  58. avatar samabreu says:

    voting for other brian! he seemed super genuine and hes not bad to look at either!=)

  59. avatar nightlifeinformation says:

    RANDOM MELISSA IS THE SUBLIME MANIFESTATION OF ALL NERDY GOOEY GOODNESS!!! SHE HAS MY VOTE, MY HEART, AND THE BLOOD OF ANCIENT AFRICAN KINGS AND JAPANESE WARRIORS RUSHING THROUGH HER VEINS!!!! HER PLACE ON THE THRONE OF RANDOMNESS IS ALREADY PRE-ORDAINED….

  60. avatar jimjbeat says:

    Random Other Brian reminds me so much of a young JoeIII, he belongs on this show. Also he does not have a beard, black rimmed glasses, flannel shirts, or a stocking, which vaults him way above pretty much every other lame hipster doofus Other pretender.

  61. avatar SidneyWithAnI says:

    Random Melissa puts the random in random. And she’s quite charming for having been the youngest, the oldest, and the only child.

  62. avatar jackandjill385 says:

    Random Melissa. I REALLY wanted Random Vin but he’s too far behind to win now. So of the people that are winning now, I’d rather have Melissa

  63. avatar Diwalt says:

    The new Random MUST BE Random Vin

  64. avatar BobsYrUncle says:

    If Lauren is not the Third Random I fear the Mayan Calendar predictions for 2012 will get moved up and the Earth will end the day after the Chris Gethard Show’s broadcast WITHOUT LAUREN…..kindasux— ’cause that kid Lauren had a bright future…….but …NOOOO, some cruel cosmic joke, some mix up and No Random Lauren leads to the end of the world–So Choose people: Extinction Level Event (think zombiepocalypse) or VOTE Random Lauren?

    VOTE LAUREN or get chased (slooooowwwlllly) by hungry NYC zombies ……..damn, and I was gonna get cable too

  65. avatar nightlifeinformation says:

    MANY NEW FOLLOWERS OF RANDOM MELISSA ARE TRYING TO VOTE AND CANNOT-PLEASE FIX THE POLLS OR THE SUPREME COURT MIGHT HAVE TO BE CALLED IN TO STOP THE COUNT AND DECIPHER THE TRUE WINNER…JUST SAYING….

  66. avatar davelamorte says:

    Random Melissa!!!

  67. avatar klmcdan says:

    RANDOM LAUREN KNOWS WHAT’S UPPPPPP!!!!!!!

  68. avatar jl0130 says:

    vote random melissa

  69. avatar vickaychips says:

    I don’t understand what’s happening. All I know is I want figi pudding, I really do.

  70. avatar Jonathanpolback says:

    Shannon seems to hate Lauren, so she gets my vote!

  71. avatar TamaraYeevoGonzalez says:

    I can’t vote =( I don’t know why, but I would vote random Melissa. Ridiculous and doesn’t have to be obnoxious to be truly random.

  72. avatar BenSnyder says:

    I voted for Random Butch because I appreciate and respect this show’s viewing audience. People who watch TCGS want to be entertained. They want Butch.

  73. avatar 35ratliff2012 says:

    Despite my endorsement, Random Orlando seems stuck in the middle of the pack. At this point, he is a genuine underdog, but I hope that THIS VIDEO will help spark an eleventh hour comeback for this genuinely worthy contender.

    Thank you for watching it.

    RANDOM ORLANDO TRIBUTE VIDEO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsC2Rm8Q9HM

  74. avatar thevinhamilton says:

    I just petition my Fantasy Hockey League to vote @randomvin

  75. avatar thevinhamilton says:

    I just petitioned my Fantasy Hockey League to vote for me randomvin

  76. avatar SoftJMusic says:

    @35ratliff2012 I voted for @randomorlando because the best future president told me to

  77. avatar Jennaayyy14 says:

    I am impressed with Random Butch’s 5th place because he is probably the only random that did not promote himself in any way after getting on his phone and leaving last week. Wish he was in first!

  78. avatar sapofish says:

    um, so how do you vote? I like Random Vin but, ah, well, I guess I’m coppin’ to the fact that I’m over 25 by even asking the question, but it’s not apparent.

  79. avatar Jonezy2012 says:

    Jonezy Karona approves of The Vin.

  80. avatar JimHamilton says:

    go random Vin

  81. avatar AllenBassitudeBogosian says:

    Random Melissa!

  82. avatar JeremyWein says:

    For every vote that Random Other Brian gets from now til the end of voting I will donated a dollar to a charity of Chris’ choice….

  83. avatar DallasElcarimMilea says:

    If Random Melissa doesn’t win, we riot lol (not really but you get my point)

  84. avatar thevinhamilton says:

    I just petitioned a few of my local fan club affiliations to vote for randomvin

  85. avatar thevinhamilton says:

    If you are a fan of the movie The Natural then this one is for you… In the words of Roy Hobbs… chrisgethard it took me a long time to get here. If you play me, you’ll get the best I got. #TheNatural

  86. avatar nightlifeinformation says:

    FROM FOX NEWS!!! BIG ENDORSEMENT !!!! NEWT GINGRICH AND RICK SANTORUM HAVE ENDORSED EVERYBODY BUT RANDOM MELLISA!!!! NEWS AT ELEVEN….

  87. avatar RadioNed says:

    As a random new viewer to TCGS, I hereby endorse Random Butch. / http://thechrisgethardshow.com/2012/02/who-do-think-should-be-third-random-of-chris-gethard-show/ / cc @ChrisGethard

  88. avatar becauseimjewish says:

    RANDOM VIN FOR THE WIN!

  89. avatar thevinhamilton says:

    having had the experience of rapidly eclipsing people in the polls, I can say for certain now that is sucks when it happens to you….

  90. avatar wnev says:

    Vin! Vin! Vin!!!!

  91. avatar JoeDisco says:

    Random Vin

  92. avatar thevinhamilton says:

    This is seriously how this is going to go down right now. You think you I’m playing around?

    http://youtu.be/OUgD4BO9Uj8

  93. avatar GoodrichCom says:

    RANDOM VIN! That kid is the weirdest

  94. avatar BingALing says:

    Random Lauren

  95. avatar AlayshaFox says:

    Random Melissa

  96. avatar sarahtyk says:

    how is Random Melissa gaining votes when the polls are closed??

  97. avatar nightlifeinformation says:

    Shame on you for the accusation sarahtyk-melissa deserves an apology-the polls have been up and down for 4 days!!! why didnt u question anyone elses integrity ?She’d be winning by a larger margin if the polls were working properly!!!

  98. avatar sarahtyk says:

    chill out yo. all i meant was that it makes me wonder what is wrong with the poll’s code. i know it’s been up and down the past few days. it’s just weird for a poll to do that–it’s code is obviously messed up a bit. it’s just been acting wonky and i wonder what is technically wrong with the coding. that’s all i meant, dude. shoulda probably worded that differently…

  99. avatar nightlifeinformation says:

    i was just kidding anyway-got you though!!

  100. avatar middlenameira says:

    You want random? I actually hired Vin 13 years ago for a job because he put on his application, as an “Other Qualification”, Sword Swallowing. I wasn’t boss for long.

  101. avatar pontusky says:

    I think i´m the only swede here, so i represent sweden. Sweden votes for Random Vin! thats 9 million votes.

  102. avatar SharonKennedyPrice says:

    Chris, Your like a young Woody Allen.

  103. avatar phanink says:

    It’s really down to the wire. If it ends up being @Clarkalark & @VileofCircadian, I’ll be pretty happy.

  104. avatar nightlifeinformation says:

    RANDOM MELISSA IS GONNA MAKE RANDOM LAUREN INTO SUSHI AND COLLARD GREENS AND WASH HER DOWN WITH A NICE GLASS OF CHIANTI…

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