I hope everyone is recovering from Sandwich Night! We had a lot of fun with our own TCGS created holiday this year and hope you did too. Thanks to everyone who brought sandwich materials, Skyped in, and got together for their own Sandwich Night gatherings across the world.
Now – I can think of no better way to burn off those Sandwich Night calories than by scaring the shit out of my friend Bethany Hall.
Bethany is clearly the kindest person involved in TCGS. Everyone else across the board is either sadistic, masochistic, self-hating, or some combination thereof. Bethany is pure of heart and character, an allergy-stricken nymph who only seeks to bring joy into the world.
This week we scare her to her core.
We are very lucky to be joined this week by actress Blanche Baker. Blanche has had a badass career on stage, television, and film. You may have seen her as the sister in Sixteen Candles, for example. In recent years, she’s starred in a number of horror movies that are considered classics in the field. For example, I invite you to read Blanche’s IMDB message board for any post related to her work in “The Girl Next Door” where people say things like “Every time I see you I’ll be reminded of the most horrific film I’ve ever seen” and “I nearly vomited because of her role.”
If there’s anyone qualified to help us tap into what it takes to scare Bethany Hall for no other reason than your amusement, it’s her!
Call us up this week at 212-757-1393 and let us know what you find terrifying about TCGS cast members. Do you think Murf’s dark side still lurks just under the surface? Do you think the Human Fish is more of a monster than a man? Call and let us know what you find disturbing about our cast. Blanche will then coach our cast into embracing those dark sides. Bethany will be removed from isolation where the cast member will have one minute to try and reduce her to a terrified and forever changed version of herself.
Help us wreak havoc on the only kind soul TCGS has going for it!
On top of all that, we have a musical guest that I can’t recommend highly enough and that I think you’re going to love! I first heard of CRAZY AND THE BRAINS when Hallie saw them one night and told me they’d be my favorite band. I watched a bunch of their videos and downloaded their album and guess what? She was right. These gentlemen hail from the very odd even for New Jersey town of Bayonne, and bring to the table a punk attitude with a mallet percussion edge. They are fun, they are raw, they are tough, and they are cool. I think they will enter into the world of musical guests that our fans flip out for and embrace and download all their shit immediately.
This will be a fun show! Tickets are already sold out, NYC, but please do call in and help us out on this one!