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Stellan-
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Dreams
on: September 25, 2012, 02:20

Last night I had a dream that a girl with huge robot hands tried to attack Bill Maher on his show Real Time. A cop shot her in the leg (he aimed for her head, but the the bullet bounced off of a pillar for some reason - must be a terrible shot because he was standing like 10 feet away from her).
I got to talk to Chris Gethard about it, over some ice cream. I had brought Cloudberry Jam (which is really good with vanilla ice cream) from Sweden. Even though I was in New York, we were in my apartment. You know how dreams are. When I talked to Chris about the gunshot wound, he threw up and then he fainted.
Then I woke up.

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Re: Dreams
on: September 25, 2012, 11:21

I showed someone my music and they hated it. Then I was trying to show someone a YouTube video, but I couldn't find it. Then I had brain cancer.

Then I woke up.


Stellan-
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Re: Dreams
on: September 25, 2012, 13:49

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

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Re: Dreams
on: September 25, 2012, 15:21

Quote from Stellan Karlsson on September 25, 2012, 02:20
When I talked to Chris about the gunshot wound, he threw up and then he fainted.

That sounds exactly like something Chris would do.


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Re: Dreams
on: September 26, 2012, 15:42

My favourite dream I've ever had was one where I was travelling to Denmark, which I accomplished by wading though a small stream. In my dream everybody in Denmark always kept lemons and limes hanging off their belts, because the Danish words for 'left' and 'right' were, respectively, the action of throwing a slice of lemon on the ground and the action of throwing a slice of lime on the ground. The rest of the language was normal, it was just those two words.


TayKZY
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Re: Dreams
on: September 26, 2012, 19:07

yesterday i fell asleep on my dog and i had a dream i fell asleep driving, and i woke up and jumped up right before the crash. I think my head being on my dog's belly past my dreaming on, as he proceeded to have a dream and abruptly wake up as well.


JonesTown
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Re: Dreams
on: September 27, 2012, 18:01

I dreamed that someone spent $400 at Build-A-Bear on my credit card. A crowd cheered as I marked the charge as fraudulent.


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Re: Dreams
on: October 8, 2012, 23:48

I had the worst and best dream the other night. I was looking in my fish tank at a Pleco with panda markings and thinking it was an awesome fish. Then I realized I didn't really have that fish and that I was actually dreaming. My immediate thought was, "oh my god, I can do anything I want to do." I panicked and couldn't think of a cool thing to do, so my dream self took over and I clapped my hands above my head, waking myself up. I have never been more excited in a dream, nor have I ever been as angry as I was waking up.

I am bothered by the fact that a weird colored Pleco is what made me realize I was dreaming. Hitler was in that same dream earlier on, but it was totally realistic because everyone was responding appropriately to him. I also had a dream once that I had a tank full of mini palm-sized grizzly bears, but I believed I owned those. My subconscious wants a bear tank.
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